Dear Tostitos Hint of Lime Chips

Dear Tostitos Hint of Lime Chips,

I'm sure that you are rather tasty. What I know even better, however, is that you sure do know how to break a fall. Thank you for saving my body (especially my elbows) from what could have been a disaster by allowing me to land on you, exploding both ends of the chip bag at once and spilling out your contents.



Frankly,

Jessica