Dear Krispy Kreme,
Thank you for your 12/12/12 "buy a dozen get a dozen free" promo. Because of it, my mom, my roommate and I left your store with 72 donuts. I don't know why anyone would ever need 72 donuts (or five, for that matter) but I feel like I have accomplished something in my life.
It may speak volumes that leaving a Krispy Kreme building with 72 donuts is an accomplishment in my life. I assure you that I have graduated from high school AND from college. But I never thought I would see the day when you could get 72 delicious Krispy Kremes for less than $30.
Why the crap did we spend $30 on donuts? Now that that number is out there I feel less accomplished about buying 72 donuts.
Nonetheless, they were delicious and were devoured by many friends and family members in need of some sugary fulfillment.