Dear Kaboom Foam-Tastic Color-Changing Bathroom Cleaning Foam,
I saw one of those obnoxiously long commercials for you where the actor guy screams instead of talking. It was annoying but I was mesmerized by your color-changing action.
So I literally left my house within the next five minutes to buy a can of your magic contents.
I have never had an enjoyable cleaning experience until I met you. When I first sprayed you you came out a blue foam that looked completely fake because of your unnatural and bright color. Within two minutes you were gone.
I was left to imagine the chemical decomposition that rapidly took place in front of my eyes.
My friend's husband insisted that your color change was a gimmick. But I know you cleaned the left side of the sink better than scrubbing the right side of the sink with a towel and water. Thus, you are not a gimmick.
You are the sole Heaven sent cleaning supply. I bow to you.
Frankly,
Jessica
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