Dear Krispy Kreme

Dear Krispy Kreme,

Thank you for your 12/12/12 "buy a dozen get a dozen free" promo.  Because of it, my mom, my roommate and I left your store with 72 donuts.  I don't know why anyone would ever need 72 donuts (or five, for that matter) but I feel like I have accomplished something in my life.

It may speak volumes that leaving a Krispy Kreme building with 72 donuts is an accomplishment in my life.  I assure you that I have graduated from high school AND from college.  But I never thought I would see the day when you could get 72 delicious Krispy Kremes for less than $30. 

Why the crap did we spend $30 on donuts?  Now that that number is out there I feel less accomplished about buying 72 donuts.

Nonetheless, they were delicious and were devoured by many friends and family members in need of some sugary fulfillment.

Frankly,

Jessica

Dear Kaboom Foam-Tastic Color-Changing Bathroom Cleaning Foam

Dear Kaboom Foam-Tastic Color-Changing Bathroom Cleaning Foam,

I saw one of those obnoxiously long commercials for you where the actor guy screams instead of talking.  It was annoying but I was mesmerized by your color-changing action.

So I literally left my house within the next five minutes to buy a can of your magic contents.

I have never had an enjoyable cleaning experience until I met you.  When I first sprayed you you came out a blue foam that looked completely fake because of your unnatural and bright color.  Within two minutes you were gone.

I was left to imagine the chemical decomposition that rapidly took place in front of my eyes.

My friend's husband insisted that your color change was a gimmick.  But I know you cleaned the left side of the sink better than scrubbing the right side of the sink with a towel and water.  Thus, you are not a gimmick. 

You are the sole Heaven sent cleaning supply.  I bow to you.

Frankly,

Jessica